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vomit

I've just went through this web log previous post (say 5~6years ago..). You know the feeling when you want to dig a hole, bury your face in it, cry, close your eyes tight hoping that you will wake up back in those years, meet the previous you . The first thing I would like to do is sneak up behind myself, wait for the opportunity before grabbing myself and... with a syringe in one hand, squeeze all the juices inside the 'past me' so he will pass out. I dont know what they usually put in that syringe, but it is definitely something that can pass you out. Then after dragging him to an abandoned condom factory, the interrogation begins. I will highlight some issues such as : 1) stop smoking. It is not cool, it is stupid. Years later you still can quit, but people build a dam at the river not the lake. 2) Get enough sleep. Or else in your late 20s you will be a zombie, sleepwalking all your life. 3) Dont get addicted to music. Addiction to music will weaken your willpow