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Johor Bahru and The Kangchu-s

2012-01-27T13:12:00.002Z

-270112-

Walkaway.

2012-01-21T11:58:00.002Z

Sinking into the night,

While aruarian dance draws my might,

Oh how gorgeous! Who made this thing youcalled light!

Not bothering with storytelling,

Surely one might not understand...

Why are the biting, growling and hissingnever ends?

Bringing myself to say ‘this is wrong!’

Like a ghost she fades but beforelong...

A miracle! For I turned saying, “Thanks”

And for that I’ve returned what’s hers,

While surrounded by white glows we calledwitnesses.

For a moment we looked at each other.

Giving a smile that we both thought

Of having lost forever...

This is our farewell.

Goodbye. J

-2nd March 2009-

Ps: aha! ni gua terjumpa dalam ceruk hard disk. Gua mengaku satu ketika gua mmg jiwang. tamat.

Bagaikan Sakti.

2012-01-16T15:17:00.001Z

Layar berbelok-belok,
Sauh dibungkar di tempat tenang,
Yang tinggal hati tak elok,
Yang pergi hati tak senang.

-Hang Tuah.

Come on baby light my fire

2012-01-10T14:56:00.001Z

"Come on baby light my fire."

1.1.2012

2012-01-05T15:09:00.000Z

Location : Taman Melawati, KL.

A new year. A new beginning. =)

Pengakuan / Confession

2011-12-29T12:22:00.006Z

teach·er/ˈtēCHər/

Noun:

A person who teaches, esp. in a school.

Synonyms:

instructor - master - schoolteacher - schoolmaster

That is how google define the meaning of the word teacher.

I had a good talk with a good friend of mine. Mohd Ar- Rahman bin Hussin. This is the kind of guy that is very passionate about this noble job. He was an editorial team for a magazine before. This is the kind of guy that I think will give you a big bitch slap if you make the 'If-you-cant-do-,you-teach' . joke. 'if you cant teach, teach gym' <--- Jack Black said that.

Me being myself subtly tries to make fun of my friend. Then he started talking. I was listening. Cant really remember the exact words. But to put it short. It should be like this.

"Student can sense your passion" . (very short indeed =D )

Teacher is the role model. His first obstacle surprisingly not from the students but from the teachers. Such statement for example , "I'm doing this because I cant do anything else".

Mohd Ar Rahman told me, if you already have this kind of mindset, then dont expect the students to perform. Because you yourself dont want to lead them.

Back to the title. I was involved in teaching before. For a year. Then I quit. When thinking about it, yes I teach because I had to. It was in my contract that I have to teach for 5 years. But what I didnt realise is that the absence of my passion does affect the students in a way. True they are university students, they should be able to think for themselves.

I came in the class with the mindset of 'all right lets get this over with' .

They are not kids anymore. They are able to sense this.

I admit that I more or less ruin the life I've touched. For this, I would like to apologize. (I know they can read this). I've failed to become your role model. I'd lost my passion halfway. Most of you guys didn't do well in exams. And I even almost burnt all your manuscript when I flicked the cigarette butt.

I will return to that place for a visit in 2012 due to some matter. Then I would love to meet few of them and talk. Just a small talk that can motivate them. Least I can do.

Ps: FYI Mohd Ar Rahman Hussin during his practical manage to get the average of 0% to 40%. with another class from 20% to 65% . How awesome is this guy. And now he have to teach in a school where the police have routine spot check for the students everyday. Yes the police not the teachers. Good luck my friend.

Rahman: kau tau tak apa cikgu senior cakap dgn aku first day?

Ali : huh? apa?

Rahman: "Kau pandai bertumbuk tak?"

This is Mohd Ar Rahman Bin Hussin.

This is Great Teacher Onizuka.

Tangled

2011-12-28T12:20:00.003Z

Tangled in a rectangle.

Perspectives leads to refusal.

Tangled in a rectangle.

fakta bulan

2011-12-15T14:04:00.004Z

Moonlight comes from the sunlight reflected by the moon.

Therefore it's still a sunlight. no?

How can I not love my mother!

2011-11-24T14:21:00.000Z

She is sooo hilarious!!!

Static

2011-11-20T17:14:00.001Z

static static static static static static static static static static static static static static static

Parallel universe

2011-11-19T16:28:00.001Z

Staring at oneself

We are not that different.

You and I.

Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

2011-11-16T14:40:00.004Z

Yesterday is history,

tomorrow a mystery,

today is a gift.

That's why they called it the present.

Diane.

2011-11-15T15:42:00.004Z

2011-10-29T09:33:00.003+01:00

jika penyatuan itu bermaksud transformasi menjadi anak kepada seorang ibu, maka itu sangat menyedihkan.

jika penyatuan itu bermaksud transformasi seekor burung kepada pak turut, maka itu juga mengecewakan.

jika penyatuan itu berunsur wayang, pameran harta pinjaman, maka semua itu adalah palsu.

jika penyatuan itu ialah tenangnya air laut seperti tasik, maka itu lah yang dicari-cari.

KSL ! Happening Always!

2011-10-23T12:51:00.004+01:00

Selama ni hanya orang melayu dikaitkan dengan gatal horny tak senonoh kampung anak banyak buang baby. TAK ADIL! Dah lama aku sangkal hujah ni tapi hari ni aku sangkal lagi sekeras2 nya!Aku dah tinggal dekat johor bahru ni dah dekat setahun namun ini lah pertama kali kejadian sebegini aku lihat live!

Aku dan kekasih intan payung ku pergi ke KSL (ada TESCO dalam KSL). Ha! kalau nak tau, KSL ni punya tagline ialah HAPPENING ALWAYS! mungkin kejadian yang aku nampak ni HAPPENING ALWAYS! dekat KSL.

Sesudah aku parking kereta di tingkat 2, aku menuju ke escalator sambil berfikir, hotdog, hotdog cheese, sarung sampah, Oxy, maybe ice cream. di tepi escalator ada sebuah kereta honda berwarna emas, atau maroon. hmm..

aku ternampak kelibat dua makhluk seperti bergerak2 dengan rakus. tapi sbb masih memikirkan hotdog.. mmm hotdog cheese...

Tiba2 dgn kelam kabut kluar wanita amoi dalam lingkungan 20an dari kereta tersebut. kelam kabut. Disebabkan aku lelaki, mataku dgn pantas secara automatik lock on pada punggung amoi itu, dan terserlah hotpants merah yg terlondeh bawah punggung dan thong berwarna maroon ala pink. aku terus memalingkan kearah kekasih intan payung ku (Coverline)

Ali: DID YOU SEE THAT!!!???

Farizah: uhh?? (mmm hotdog....) yeah ..

Ali: WAIT WAIT LOOK AGAIN !!! (control excited)

Farizah: OMG!!!!!

Wanita amoi 20an itu sedang beratur untuk bayar tiket parkir. dan ada 3 orang dihadapan nya. dan 10 - 15 org lalu lalang. Aku dan Farizah teruskan perjalan ke tesco dengan penuh hilai tawa pontianak. Namun after effectnya ialah kami berdiskusi. sepanjang masa berada di tesco untuk memilih hotdog ramli atau ayamas. dan yang paling pasti wanita amoi itu membuat tidak pedulikan hotdog ramli atau ayamas tetapi hanya setia kepada hotdog honda. sebab:

1. Hotpants itu sengat ketat dan padat. mustahil londeh tapi tak perasan.

2. wanita amoi itu kelam kabut semasa beratur dia hanya membetulkan2 baju atas paras punggung. BAJU SAHAJA! (aisey wa punya bat klek olang nampak ke???) .

Berbalik kepada perenggan pertama blogpost ini, bukan melayu je yang horny brader. org cina pun ada buat project dekat carpark. mmg tak adillah kalau dekat google, kau type melayu je terus keluar melayu bogel, melayu boleh melayu 3gp. patut kalau type cina pun patut sekurang2nya kluar 'Happening Always' . Baru la adil ! Muhibah bro.

moral: kami berdua bersetuju, supaya lain kali kalau ternampak perkara sebegini, mmg lah skali pandang tu rezeki, tapi kalau nak pandang dua kali tu, pergilah tolong. aib org tu. lain agama dan kaum tapi dia manusia jugak. aku mencadangkan kepada kekasihku,

Ali: Lain kali kalau nampak kita mesti tolong!! I boleh berdiri kat belakng cover!! U boleh ckap dgn dia!

Farizah : A'ah!! kita mesti tolong kesian dia!!!

Ali: *(hehehe berdiri kat belakang heheheh)

Oh shit sini bukan carpark!

Packed bags and rolled ciggarette pt.2

2011-10-15T17:06:00.001+01:00

Im longing for a new adventure. 2 more years to prepare. Long wild journey ahead.

Red.

2011-09-10T08:53:00.000+01:00

Not so little red riding hood.

Perindu

2011-09-03T17:56:00.001+01:00

yearn (yûrn)intr.v. yearned, yearn·ing, yearns

1. To have a strong, often melancholy desire.
2. To feel deep pity, sympathy, or tenderness: yearned over the child's fate.

on parole

2011-08-30T02:58:00.001+01:00

Satans are now on parole.

-1st syawal 1432-

not so little red riding hood

2011-08-20T19:07:00.000+01:00

-not so little red riding hood-

Coffee with Diana

2011-08-04T15:51:00.002+01:00

The exact few secs of total silence.

a trip to fantasy

2011-07-27T17:29:00.001+01:00

Pulau Bintan, Indonesia.

What Sarah Said

2011-07-11T16:04:00.001+01:00

And it came to me then
That every plan is a tiny prayer to Father Time
As I stared at my shoes in the ICU
That reeked of piss and 409
And I rationed my breaths as I said to myself
That I'd already taken too much today
As each descending peak on the LCD
Took you a little farther away from me
Away from me

Amongst the vending machines and year-old magazines
In a place where we only say goodbye
It stung like a violent wind that our memories depend
On a faulty camera in our minds
But I knew that you were a truth
I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all
And I looked around at all the eyes on the ground
As the TV entertained itself

'Cause there's no comfort in the waiting room
Just nervous paces bracing for bad news
Then the nurse comes around and everyone lifts their head
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said
That love is watching someone die

So who's going to watch you die
So who's going to watch you die
So who's going to watch you die

the last goodbye.

2011-07-04T16:21:00.003+01:00

They say it's easy to identify people who will be crossing the afterlife within 100 days. Just look them in the eye.

You'll know because you are not looking at a mirror anymore.

.unnecessary people cried.
.unreasonable reason to be sad.

.the mother of all hypocrisy.

and also it's amazing to see how people ~~brag~~ talk about themselves by using death as a catalyst.

nonsense

I think too much. We think too much

2011-06-23T06:41:00.002+01:00

I cant settle down just yet. We cant settle down just yet. A new adventure is still waiting to be unfold.

If you ask me,

2011-05-31T13:17:00.003+01:00

If you ask me what am i afraid of, its karma. Im taking You away before He catches up. Keeping you safe in my cup.

I'm the one who appears in your dream.

2011-05-02T08:20:00.002+01:00

It was nice meeting all of you.

behind the veil.

2011-04-17T09:31:00.002+01:00

hold still. perfect. there there. you dont have to hide.

Fisheye
Kodak Elitechrome
Cross Processed

the tale of Jurong East

2011-04-13T16:02:00.001+01:00

caution :

when standing on the platform, please stand behind the yellow line. because you may fall, then the train comes, splitting your body into two, make a mince meat of your abdomen, leaving your lower body intact. representing your new form. then you would once in awhile appear to lonely someone. just as a reminder of what had happened when you are ignorant, selfish and kiasu gila babi.

Walking after you

2011-04-05T15:33:00.001+01:00

if you walk out on me,
I'm walking after you.

-foo fighters-

It is to be read by sequence.

2011-04-02T17:01:00.004+01:00

Bye. See you again.

Kuda kerja

2011-04-01T11:14:00.003+01:00

Slit my throat and that will clear my mind. Sew the patches and everything will rewind.

Work life balance my ass.

The Reality

2011-03-27T16:01:00.001+01:00

you know something alien is lurking down the corner waiting for the right time to come out. it has been stalking you for a long long time. and when it does..it introduces itself as The Reality.

Picture tells a linear story. sometimes.

2011-03-21T15:10:00.002Z

will keep on taking pictures.
will keep on documenting everyday life.

They talk. They'll talk.

Thank you.

Baby.

2011-03-13T07:17:00.000Z

And when I got lost in reality

2011-03-13T07:07:00.002Z

It's the moment when everything around you starts to disappear. Faded slowly just how you breathe on the window on rainy days.

And at that exact split second moment, you yearn. and keep on yearning.

du'a

2011-03-09T15:38:00.003Z

bagi seorang muslim, bukankah lebih baik untuk berdoa terus kepada tuhan dibandingkan dengan berdoa menerusi facebook. allah ada fb?

Cerita SMS

2011-03-07T15:37:00.002Z

A: bro, wedding kau nanti itenary cner? baju apa? pukul brp? kat mana? rehearsal bila?

b: pakai baju gold.

-end-

A: bro, syazwan punya wedding bila eh?

b: aku bestman kot.

A: aku tanya berapa hari bulan ahaahhahah

b: babi. 2/4. bodoh gi mampus. dah diam.

A: lol!!

-end-

Tampines

2011-02-03T03:49:00.000Z

What is the biggest penis in singapore?

Cinta Polaroid

2011-01-13T16:54:00.000Z

Expensive films for priceless memories.

Please dont

2011-01-07T11:36:00.002Z

I'm not crazy but i can hear all the instruments singing dontdontdontdontdontdont

I got my eyes on you

2011-01-06T15:35:00.000Z

staring into innocence

Pesan nenek.

2011-01-05T15:45:00.000Z

Jangan cuba jadi jahat kalau tak biasa.

Forever lost

2010-12-30T15:18:00.000Z

a lost memory.

.

2010-12-26T09:51:00.000Z

joget matahari.

American God.

2010-12-22T05:08:00.002Z

“This was , oh, a year, thirteen months after you’d gone away. Robbie came over. We got drunk together. We did it on the floor of the bedroom. It was good. It was really good.”

“I didn’t need to hear that”

“No? I’m sorry. It’s harder to pick and choose when you’re dead. It’s like a photograph, you know.
It doesn’t matter as much.”

“It matters to me”

-MAY 09-

hanyut.

2010-12-16T12:20:00.004Z

To be carried along by currents of light.

kasut baru

2010-12-15T09:54:00.001Z

smooth and SEXY!

Club banger

2010-12-13T10:17:00.001Z

Topless Gaylove Teknoparty

Baby I'm Yours

2010-12-13T10:03:00.003Z

Disco will never die

1 New Message

2010-12-05T15:58:00.000Z

I miss u. I love u. Take care. Mwahh!!!! ;)

street spirit

2010-11-22T12:41:00.002Z

Rows of houses all bearing down on me
I can feel their blue hands touching me
All these things in all positions
All these things will one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out

This machine will will not communicate these thoughts
And the strain I am under
Be a world child form a circle before we all go under
And fade out again and fade out again

Cracked eggs dead birds
Scream as they fight for life
I can feel death can see it’s beady eyes
All these things into frution
All these things we’ll one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out again.

"but I didn't write it. It wrote itself"

glaze and pack

2010-11-18T14:52:00.001Z

Introducing the new baker in town,, Umaira!

The Naughty Alliance

2010-11-15T07:58:00.003Z

Gather the women and the brokenhearted
Let the cupid love and kiss
strip yourself naked looking for a bliss

Gather all people and listen
When the bard sings
He wakes the mountains
and promise heaven to all beings

Gather your golds and daughters
Let us sing to you the song of fame and glory
prowess chivalry and bravery
Before the satire makes you a parody

2 minutes of silence

2010-11-15T07:48:00.000Z

Airbag

2010-11-11T02:11:00.000Z

In the next world war
In a jackknifed juggernaut
I am born again

In the neon sign
Scrolling up and down
I am born again

In an interstellar burst
I am back to save the universe

In a deep deep sleep of the innocent
I am born again

In a fast german car
I'm amazed that I survived
An airbag saved my life

a mess!!

2010-11-02T14:23:00.002Z

cliche : life is a mess.

"right, where was I .. "

Good Morning

2010-11-02T08:58:00.002Z

Good morning. Morning. Get dressed, that pretty dress. 5 more minutes. now. kiss.

biskut kering

2010-10-20T15:31:00.002+01:00

i have no idea what im getting myself into but hati kering. lots of questions pops like what if i dont perform. average of 3 people gets fired each week, .

hati kering.

wajah

2010-10-10T17:50:00.000+01:00

In words

2010-10-09T12:59:00.000+01:00

Genap Bertahun-tahun

2010-10-09T12:46:00.001+01:00

quoted : " I love you like a fat kid loves ice cream. "

warning!

2010-10-06T16:27:00.000+01:00

warning!

introvert alert!

Haiwan liar

2010-10-02T14:26:00.003+01:00

Jangan kau peduli wahai Halwani
Biarkan ideologi tempat mereka bersembunyi
80 mereka berjalan tanpa melihat
Biarkan mereka terus menjilat

Jangan henti imaginasi
Kuncikan pada imaji

Kain putih menjadi mangsa
Dengan coretan mereka cukuplah cukuplah
Ambil langkah bagai puteri
Sebelum engkau terus berlari

Jangan henti imaginasi
Kuncikan pada imaji

Ambil langkah bagai puteri
Sebelum engkau terus berlari

Ambil langkah bagai puteri
Sebelum engkau terus berlari

-SAR-

Sounds of Silence

2010-10-02T13:42:00.001+01:00

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence

morning call

2010-10-01T15:17:00.003+01:00

I remember waking up to this. Brings back memories. Time flew.

"susu lemak manis santan kelapa muda, suraya jangan garang nanti cepat tua"

@!#!@$!

2010-10-01T12:48:00.001+01:00

You're stuck before the next adventure.

*laughs*

Analogue distortion

2010-09-29T19:03:00.002+01:00

moment short-lived and distorted

vivitar uws

Sos peri peri bahasa.

2010-09-26T13:19:00.001+01:00

Bagai menunggu bulan jatuh ke riba.
Waiting for the moon to fall on your lap.

The Holy Koran

2010-09-23T18:15:00.000+01:00

a guide for moslem

With what's happening now,
Let's get back to basics.

He's waiting to be discovered.

the selipar

2010-09-17T06:00:00.003+01:00

Riding waves.
Chasing sunsets.

we will not become silhouettes.

Your move

2010-09-13T09:31:00.003+01:00

Model: Lavania Jeevabala
Location: Seremban 3

50mm 1.8

Check!

Over to you

2010-09-07T05:21:00.000+01:00

HARI Raya Aidilfitri celebrations just do not seem the same anymore. Perhaps it is because I am older now.
The merriment I experienced as a young boy appears to have dwindled with the passing years. (But all that notwithstanding, I still look forward to submitting my 10-day leave application).

Part of the reason for the melancholy is perhaps due to my grandfather's passing. No more crates of carbonated drinks, and bags of firecrackers for us grandchildren on the eve of Syawal.

He taught me that Hari Raya is not all about duit raya, kuih raya or the notorious meriam buluh. It was also not merely about new bright-coloured clothes. Hari Raya is about being together with friends and family, a joyous occasion to be shared.

The muezzin's call to prayer on Hari Raya is something to cherish. It heralds the start of the celebration, seen as a time for reflection for many, a time to forgive and forget. It is normal for family and friends to shed tears as they seek forgiveness from each other, on the first day of Hari Raya.

Unlike in previous years, people now don't spend as much as they used to for Hari Raya. Celebrations are on a more moderate scale. Only sufficient food -- rendang and ketupat among others -- is prepared so that they do not go to waste.

House decorations are kept to a minimum. Not so much of the colourful decorative lights now. Celebrations are like how it is for Hari Raya Aidiladha, which some have come to regard as not as "major" a festival as Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Frankly, it is good to be thrifty. To burn holes in our pockets just to look better than everyone else on Hari Raya is not very smart.

Hari Raya may have lost its lustre for me but I want my daughter to have a memorable celebration every year. I want her to go through the same experiences that I did when I was her age.

I understand, that now it is her turn to have as much fun as we did in the past. Donning her first baju kurung and receiving her first duit raya packet not too long ago, I saw how happy she was. Truly, she is my bundle of joy.

Now, she is the main reason why I still continue to look forward to Hari Raya. Children are happiest during festive occasions and the house will resound with their laughter. In the kampung, they would be running around with a stick of "Black Cat" brand bunga api in their hand. The sight of them going from house to house is a welcome one indeed. Like a band of scouts, the kids normally move in groups of five. They target the houses with the best cookies and the thickest duit raya packet.

But I've seen some parents who try to curb their children from eating too much even during the festive season. "Don't eat too much! Leave some for the others," hissed a mother during a visit to an open house not too long ago, despite assurances from the host that there was more than enough to go around.

We should not stop children from indulging in food, something they find so much pleasure in, on special occasions. Have a great Hari Raya kids. It's your turn now

-Syed Umar Arif Syed Bakhtiar Ariffin-

http://nst.com.my/nst/articles/05umar/Article/#ixzz0yoY9SIkI

GOTCHA!

2010-09-07T00:26:00.002+01:00

My modern day canvas.

f3.0
ISO200

tak boleh ikut.

2010-09-05T00:54:00.001+01:00

tak boleh ikut.

f4.0
30 secs
ISO200

I am pixelated.

2010-09-03T11:11:00.000+01:00

I shoot digital!

no subject

2010-08-28T22:44:00.002+01:00

26/10/09
"It was a nice dream."

.
.
.

29/8/10
5.45am - wake up. it's time to go to work.

ganjaran

2010-08-22T16:16:00.000+01:00

ganjaran in malay means reward.

-Marina Island-

woof !!

2010-08-20T10:53:00.000+01:00

Pentax P30
fuji200

Barras Market, glasgow UK

"I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? sniff your crotch? I bet there's nothing a puppy can do I can't do"

-American Gods-

Pecah belah

2010-08-15T04:59:00.001+01:00

Hasil cari dari kata atau frase: pecah-belah (1.01799 detik)

Found 1 items, similar to pecah-belah.

Dictionary: quick_indonesian-english
Definition: pecah-belah

glassware

Apa itu risk?

2010-08-13T04:49:00.002+01:00

Risk is defined by permutation, combination, event,probability, frequency, chance, likelihood, personal probability, Bayesian probability, random variable, variate, expectation, random process, stochastic process, sample space, population, probability distribution function, probability density function, probability mass function, spectral density function, moments of random variable, normal distribution, binomial distribution, geometric distribution, statistical analysis, statistic, confidence, skewness, kurtosis, covariance, correlation etc.

We managed to come out with methods to calculate a percentage of an event to happen. (say a car crash, anak bulan, or pope becomes a father.)

example1 : A car that installed our product when speeding at 140km/h have 20% chances of skidding.
example2 : A car that installed our product when speeding at 140km/h have 50% chances of skidding.

the question is whether the event/accident will happen or not happen.

does it looks like chances of everything to happen is 50-50 regardless of the calculated percentage?

or am i alone?

You are to decipher the code

2010-08-05T02:51:00.000+01:00

Pentax P30 Fujicolor 200

A pocket sized guide given by Him.

The secrets and explanations held firmly within your own hands.

Waiting for someone to say "Assalamualaikum (Hello for muslim to muslim), I would like to get to know you better."

- A warm welcome for Ramadhan -

Portraiture

2010-07-31T11:25:00.002+01:00

F4.5 , 1/2 sec
Kodak BW200CN

F4.5 , 1/250 sec
Kodak BW200CN

F5.6 , 1/125 sec
Kodak BW200CN

Pentax P30
Miranda 70mm-210mm

-Summer in Scotland-

Reckoner

2010-07-24T09:41:00.000+01:00

reckoner
you can't take it with you
dancing for your pleasure

you are not to blame for
bittersweet distractor
dare not speak its name
dedicated to all human beings

because we separate like ripples on a blank shore
because we separate like ripples on a blank shore

reckoner
take me with you
dedicated to all human beings

everlong

2010-07-21T20:34:00.001+01:00

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

Dedicated to all of you.

2010-07-18T20:01:00.002+01:00

The color painted upon us ...

It is a blessing.

But at times you'll just wonder.

-Dedicated to all of you-

minum lemak

2010-07-14T14:56:00.001+01:00

mmmmmm lebih lazat dari lemak ayam.

tale to tell

2010-07-09T17:29:00.002+01:00

me and my friends have nothing better to do in the middle of the night decided to google kampungchat and .. chat.

Putri Syazana sounds tempting enough for horny malay rempits who are online taking a break from illegal racing. So as expected there are a lot of them came to me.. err... i mean talk to me asking for phone sex or sex. one of them thought sex is spelled sexs. I asked is that sex in plural? and he gets real horny. YES! 1 down wanking! thousand to go! borrringgg. what caught me and my friends attention the most was this really nice guy. but he was moving to fast asking for IM and such. we found out that he's a student at the place im working now.

Therefore we hit the gas at max to get his identity. we gonna need 2 computers then. I was busy delaying him on kampung chat while my other friend was busy setting up a fake email. WE ARE SO AWESOME! now we know who your are!!!!

Next thing to do is to google image gadis melayu and just pick one. bear in mind, the picture chosen must be decent but with bit of sneak preview. That'll work their imagination. again, WE ARE AWESOME! there was this poor malay girl picture circulating around the net that we found most suitable. dark skinned with seethrough kebaya camwhored inside a car. MMM exotic!

YES! he was begging to see more pictures of us! i mean putri syazana.

conclusion: Putri syazana turned out to be a guy and a lecturer at his uni. What are the odds.

This must be a sign.

Insignificant

2010-07-08T11:47:00.004+01:00

explosion out of this world. I feel you.

-Stirling-

over period.

2010-07-04T20:51:00.003+01:00

yellow glow.

brown doors.

ashtray.

And packed bags

A new adventure unfolds.

To you. I've lost the key.

2010-06-29T10:58:00.002+01:00

Knife embedding slowly in your chest. It looks like a door knob. Twist it.

*Chest creaks open*

A shattered mirror inside..

*footsteps*

"WHO'S THERE!!!!????"

.Run.

garang

2010-06-10T17:58:00.001+01:00

saya hanya pergi melawat,

bukan jadi posmen.

saya bukan penyeludup.

It's summer !

2010-06-05T03:17:00.000+01:00

It's summer !

2010-06-03T12:20:00.002+01:00

Because of that.. You're now stuck and you will stay there till forevaaaaaa!

*laughter echoes*

hopefully you'll be fine la kan.. TAHI

Medium format experiment

2010-04-26T14:35:00.002+01:00

Diana F+

Kodak Pro Ektacolour 160

Rempit midnight madness!

Shutter speed: Bulb setting

Are you looking up at the sky?

Multiexposure experiment

In those days

Aperture settings : BIG !

Night stroll

2010-04-20T12:17:00.000+01:00

Take a deep breath.

China town revisited

2010-04-19T18:55:00.002+01:00

The Indian gets little India

The Malay gets Kampung Melayu

The Chinese gets China Town.

TOWN!

In Central Market:

The Indian gets little India

The Malay gets Malay street

The Chinese gets strait of China.

STRAIT!

Us Malaysian do enjoy a bit of racist jokes.

satu malaysia lah. jangan gaduh-gaduh. ehehheheheh

Petaling Street Stroll

2010-04-14T14:57:00.002+01:00

This was straight from negative. I dont have a descent scanner so have to hold it with my fingers in a weird position. Snapped it. Inverted it. My fingers hurt. then straight to bed.

This is Masjid Negara

2010-04-14T14:48:00.002+01:00

It is almost time.

They say when you want to get high, you bound to stay low. You want god but you cant deflate your ego.

Ray of hope. This was what the architect was thinking. I think.

Big yellow taxi

2010-04-11T12:07:00.002+01:00

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swinging hot spot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot